Real life dissing

eggs

#1

There's an old thread about this, but this is the new one/

-I was going to buy some basil yesterday, it was from jordan.
-I was told that some American golf fans were trying to put Rory McIlroy off playing golf. I said, "that's not golf maaaaaaaan"

Now you can chip in if you like.


#2

My bike has.... a......carb.......


#3

did you have two chocolate bars at lunch today?


#4

Deserves re-posting


#5

for some reason this Tower Records ad makes me want to listen to The Peppermint Apes rather than the albums advertised


#6

Fucking hell, Tower still exists?


#7

there's two in Dublin still. run as independents rather than chain stores now.


#8

I put my phone in a bowl of rice over the weekend :iphone::rice:


#9

They're still big in Japan, too:


#10

#11

Classic @thewarn


#12

like the film.

Happy Halloween!


#13

FUCKING HELL I FUCKING FUCKED IT


#14

So near! (So Spar)


#15

alright Tom Waits


#17

couldn’t you have waited 3 days???


#19

The Royal Bank ABOUT Scotland


#20

when i met up with hoogy jordan pnikkers and a few others during world cup 2014 i was drunkenly waiting for the boys toilet to be free when i noticed that the girls toilet door was missing a letter at each end so it said IRL

felt appropriate


#21

Covering the lunchtime shift at mum’s pub. Just put this through the till…


#22

You got Dave Grohl in by any chance?