There’s an old thread about this, but this is the new one/
-I was going to buy some basil yesterday, it was from jordan.
-I was told that some American golf fans were trying to put Rory McIlroy off playing golf. I said, “that’s not golf maaaaaaaan”
when i met up with hoogy jordan pnikkers and a few others during world cup 2014 i was drunkenly waiting for the boys toilet to be free when i noticed that the girls toilet door was missing a letter at each end so it said IRL