Real life dissing

There’s an old thread about this, but this is the new one/

-I was going to buy some basil yesterday, it was from jordan.
-I was told that some American golf fans were trying to put Rory McIlroy off playing golf. I said, “that’s not golf maaaaaaaan”

Now you can chip in if you like.

My bike has… a…carb…

did you have two chocolate bars at lunch today?

Deserves re-posting

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for some reason this Tower Records ad makes me want to listen to The Peppermint Apes rather than the albums advertised

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Fucking hell, Tower still exists?

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there’s two in Dublin still. run as independents rather than chain stores now.

I put my phone in a bowl of rice over the weekend :iphone::rice:

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They’re still big in Japan, too:

Classic @anon50098204

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like the film.

Happy Halloween!

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FUCKING HELL I FUCKING FUCKED IT

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So near! (So Spar)

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alright Tom Waits

couldn’t you have waited 3 days???

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The Royal Bank ABOUT Scotland

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when i met up with hoogy jordan pnikkers and a few others during world cup 2014 i was drunkenly waiting for the boys toilet to be free when i noticed that the girls toilet door was missing a letter at each end so it said IRL

felt appropriate

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Covering the lunchtime shift at mum’s pub. Just put this through the till…

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You got Dave Grohl in by any chance?

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