Drop the kids off at the pool?
I don’t have kids, marckee.
Got several emails from this lady today, and I have this inexplicable urge to take stuff to her.
Was expecting Colleague Y to query this with me:
My dad mentioned Hitler at the weekend and I said “Alright Ken Livingstone”.
He looked a bit hurt actually and I felt bad
This has really done me.
Made my dad uncomfortable AND got internet points from strangers, 2-0 to carmen on this one
At least you didn’t YSC him mate. The dangers of real life dissing.
I have succesfully got my Aussie cousin living in London to start calling Sainsburys “Saino’s”
yeah like that wouldn’t have just happened anyway. aussies love that sort of shit
I’m getting close to not knowing how to correctly spell imboseal