I put my phone in a bowl of rice over the weekend
FUCKING HELL I FUCKING FUCKED IT
So near! (So Spar)
alright Tom Waits
couldn’t you have waited 3 days???
when i met up with hoogy jordan pnikkers and a few others during world cup 2014 i was drunkenly waiting for the boys toilet to be free when i noticed that the girls toilet door was missing a letter at each end so it said IRL
felt appropriate
You got Dave Grohl in by any chance?
Hehe chance would be a fine thing. Same table then later asked (joined by family) for a “fish pie but with the chicken, ham and leek”
That’ll be the Chicken, Ham, and Leek Pie then.
i’ll have the omelette but could i have it without the first ‘e’? thanks.
brilliant
On Saturday evening I had dinner at my neighbour, and she brought scissors out to cut the naan breads.
It was extremely difficult not to say something.
I need a lie down
Ha, one of many typos on the till that I don’t know how to correct. The “Cesaer Salad” really grinds my gears. See also Seafood Plater, and Muscles. Heh.
Idk how to reprogramme it