Real life dissing

I put my phone in a bowl of rice over the weekend :iphone::rice:

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They’re still big in Japan, too:

Classic @anon50098204

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like the film.

Happy Halloween!

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FUCKING HELL I FUCKING FUCKED IT

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So near! (So Spar)

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alright Tom Waits

couldn’t you have waited 3 days???

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The Royal Bank ABOUT Scotland

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when i met up with hoogy jordan pnikkers and a few others during world cup 2014 i was drunkenly waiting for the boys toilet to be free when i noticed that the girls toilet door was missing a letter at each end so it said IRL

felt appropriate

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Covering the lunchtime shift at mum’s pub. Just put this through the till…

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You got Dave Grohl in by any chance?

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Hehe chance would be a fine thing. Same table then later asked (joined by family) for a “fish pie but with the chicken, ham and leek”

That’ll be the Chicken, Ham, and Leek Pie then.

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i’ll have the omelette but could i have it without the first ‘e’? thanks.

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:smiley: brilliant

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On Saturday evening I had dinner at my neighbour, and she brought scissors out to cut the naan breads.

It was extremely difficult not to say something.

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I need a lie down

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Ha, one of many typos on the till that I don’t know how to correct. The “Cesaer Salad” really grinds my gears. See also Seafood Plater, and Muscles. Heh.

Idk how to reprogramme it :cry:

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