i will pay you five pounds to take a marker and scrawl smicarus on that poster.

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I sometimes say ‘shit cunt’ in real life thanks to DiS.

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In the pub last night

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You can also almost see my flat from there

Double thewarn!

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U WOT M8’s grandad?

(Spoiler blur reason: mild but NSFW 1950s boobs)

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAyNFg2ODA=/$(KGrHqR,!jIE6IprjQjRBOsbhvmySQ~~60_3.JPG

Someone used the phrase “the impression that i get” in a meeting a few days ago. :smiley:

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was it you shucks?

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*taps nose *

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Alright Pinocchio.

(fuck this is good)

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Just received an email with this gem in it…

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One of my neighbours car registration ends ‘YSC’

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Probably this?

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#wanker

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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=440429122964400&id=230134007327247&refid=28&ft=qid.6404661508349688487%3Amf_story_key.4370507937616575105%3Atop_level_post_id.440429122964400

FAO of @hip_young_gunslinger et all, they did a wassail in January.

Probably making some seasonal stuffee next month.

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Enjoy Blondon!

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Saw the following whilst driving yesterday (these are Google images rather than the real thing, as obviously I can’t take pics while driving)

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