i will pay you five pounds to take a marker and scrawl smicarus on that poster.
I sometimes say ‘shit cunt’ in real life thanks to DiS.
In the pub last night
You can also almost see my flat from there
Double thewarn!
U WOT M8’s grandad?
(Spoiler blur reason: mild but NSFW 1950s boobs)
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/magazine-ancien-MUSIC-HALL-FOLLIES-N-1-le-plus-beau-nu-de-Montmartre-/150689623536?nav=SEARCH
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAyNFg2ODA=/$(KGrHqR,!jIE6IprjQjRBOsbhvmySQ~~60_3.JPG
Someone used the phrase “the impression that i get” in a meeting a few days ago.
was it you shucks?
*taps nose *
Alright Pinocchio.
(fuck this is good)
Just received an email with this gem in it…
One of my neighbours car registration ends ‘YSC’
Probably this?
#wanker
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=440429122964400&id=230134007327247&refid=28&ft=qid.6404661508349688487%3Amf_story_key.4370507937616575105%3Atop_level_post_id.440429122964400
FAO of @hip_young_gunslinger et all, they did a wassail in January.
Probably making some seasonal stuffee next month.
Enjoy Blondon!
Saw the following whilst driving yesterday (these are Google images rather than the real thing, as obviously I can’t take pics while driving)