Real life dissing

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#323

It’s nice to be thought of :kissing_heart:


#324

So near!


#325

doesn’t even rhyme


#326


#327

I met @shrewbie today


#328

Gonna take a walk to the nearest GRIT BIN shortly to grit the car park for our flats before it becomes an ice rink tonight.

(Yeah, yeah, I know - only for use on the public highway but #fucktheman).


#329

Nah, mate, feel free to use it for private access. In moderation.

Source: I work for the council roads department.


#330

When I went to the council website to see where the nearest one was it has a warning that it MUST NOT be used on private property and the bins themselves have little notices in them saying ‘For use on public roads only’.

However, as I say, Fuck The Man (and the Grit Bin Police).


#331

Yeah, fuck em. Punk as Gri(n)t

(There at least ought to be an availability of grit/salt for collection from their depot for private use.)


#332

@Smee doing the BBC Football League feed this afternoon


#333

Hello, I run a foam factory.


#334

My eldest was telling us some jokes yesterday, including this:

"Heard the one about the wedding?
“It was an emotional day: even the cake was in tears!”

I laughed.

@jeremys_iron


#335

I feel like this is chopped off the bottom of your avatar.


#336


#337

The overall CCB project will deliver sustainable economic growth in Glasgow and the city region. This will enable the regeneration of sites which are not suitable for development in their current state, including attracting investment that supports high value industries.

Thanks, @colon_closed_bracket - nice one!


#338

The fact that it’s a great album just makes it even better

@colon_closed_bracket


#339

@discobot roll 1d18


#340

:game_die: 10


#341

Thanks @discobot


#342

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