Real life dissing

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#703

Got this sponsored post on instagram the other day, very on brand @meowington


#704

Will you please reply to my DM?


#705

Just got really panicked that I hadn’t seen something from you!
I’d never ignore you ma0sm, you know that


#706

Whoever has me in Secret Santa, I would welcome that cat bed.


#707

Doesn’t even rhyme!


#708

I’m a bit upset I had to find out this way. Who is going to do a eulogy?


#709

Was a car parked next to me at work yesterday, number plate ended with ‘FOM’


#710

@wileycat


#711

Take a break, take a Wileykit-kat


#712

Promoted tweet from someone called Theo trying to sell me a robot (I guess?!?)


#713

Doesn’t even rhyme


#714


#715

Username post etc


#716

At the book exchange in Bedford train station


#717

at work recently i looked across a room and saw that someone had written RONSEAL on a board, made me think of DiS


#718

Just received a CV at work, this bit caught my eye

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#720

Spotted on my travels

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