#85

abandon reply

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#86

my liverpudlian relatives refer to it as ‘der Smoekhhh’

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#87

*Danish

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#88

this joke has been covered

#89

Saw @Epimer’s car today

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#90

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/465718.stm

#91

I want two of those: one for the car, one for the back of my jacket.

#92

I’m racing through town as I need to brown.

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#93

I’m shooting past a school 'cos I’m dying to… stool.

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#94

I’m rushing off 'cos I’m touching cloth

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#95

Drop the kids off at the pool?

#96

I don’t have kids, marckee.

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#97

Got several emails from this lady today, and I have this inexplicable urge to take stuff to her.

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#98
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#99

Was expecting Colleague Y to query this with me:

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#100

My dad mentioned Hitler at the weekend and I said “Alright Ken Livingstone”.

He looked a bit hurt actually and I felt bad

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Things you feel a bit bad about
#101

This has really done me.

#102

Made my dad uncomfortable AND got internet points from strangers, 2-0 to carmen on this one

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#103

At least you didn’t YSC him mate. The dangers of real life dissing.

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#104

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