Real life dissing

Trying to arrange a meeting, and someone had a diary entry for “HOLD FOR DIS experts group”

Sounds like something I should forward on to Theo tbh

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Not sure whether this is @anon24576931 in my kitchen.

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It’s my celebrity lookalike

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Okay, own up. Which of you convinced Sainsbury’s this was a family-friendly slogan?

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Never heard it… Etc. - @keith

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Should have swapped it round:

“almost… there… GRAVY BOATS!

sung to the tune of

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Well actually Owen…

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My wife just got an unsolicited gift from a DiSer…

Not cool, @BargainMax :wink:

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That needy prick!

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DiS!
AR!!
O N-NO!!

Why don’t you come to your senses
You’ve been out riding fences
For so long now

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i really hate when a famous person is trending and you click on their name and every single tweet is just “[#famousperson] is trending, got worried they’d died there for a minute!” and “Why is [#famousperson] trending?” over and over again. BECAUSE OF YOU, DICKHEAD.

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It seems Christmas No 1 contenders The Kunts have - if the selfie threads are any guide - written a song for the Men of DiS.

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@frenchtoast

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Q: French toast! (5)
A: LEGND

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Left the joke letters in by mistake and spent fucking ages trying to work out what intense fondness (4) was E_V_

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Being advertised supplements by @eems for some reason. Good work on the new gig :heart:

kin ell I’ll take that mate. Maybe if I took some of them supplements I could look like that

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