this lad in the Countdown community - never met him irl but online he is the worst cunt. does this horrible smarmy contrarian thing where he’s deliberately trying to rile you up but with winky/smiley faces, loads of bizarre/vile views (he’s gay but v homophobic, v v transphobic, said that it was better for children to be ‘molested and otherwise fine’ than ‘to grow up afraid of the world’), best of all accused me of being a skank with gonorrhoea because he wilfully misread something i referenced and even explained the reference in the next comment 
David Cameron - his rubbery baby face and smug ‘charisma’ has always made me feel physically sick. fucks up the country and then keeps wanting to chunter in and make a ‘comeback’. no, my dude, how about you walk into the deepest part of the ocean where you belong.