You say your name is Lazlo?
I don’t think that is true
Because Yar, I know a Lazlo
And he doesn’t sound half as smart as you
I had a few jams with a band a few months back where one of the band members was called Lazlo. He ended up being the reason I left (no big deal, just didn’t see eye to eye). This bit of this song always reminds me of him, particularly how smart he thought he was…
A few years ago I worked in a big office and there was a lad called Gareth Brown.
So I told him there was a song about him and he proceeded to play it through the speakers really loudly in an office of about 100 people.