Really quick thread about standing up (liquid) pissing


#1

Do you stand at a or b (you get the gist)?


#2

depends what i’m wearing and how pissed i am


#3
  • A
  • B

0 voters


#4

I know how to do a poll if I want one.


#5

Yes I do


#6

B. Think I maybe stood at A a bit when I was younger, not sure why.


#7

Have you ever thought about studying art?

You’re very good.


#8

I’ve always been a but recently been giving b a run out with quite pleasant results (ie substantially less piss on the floor).


#9

You think I did that without years of study?


#10

Not sure how I can work that into a ‘piss-artist’ reply.


#11


#12

No, this should be the other way round!


#13

Hang on a second, are you providing four different positions (two for a and two for b) or are those the feet positions (so at a you’re basically standing astride the bowl)?

My answer is still b, but I may have follow-up questions if the latter.


#14

left foot: a
right foot: b


#15

I don’t give a fuck


#16


#17

I’m sorry for not treating this with the gravitas it deserved.


#18

A, it maximizes the distance beteen closest rim edge and further rim edge therefore decreases the chances of over-shooting the runway significantly.


#19

sometimes start at b, then move to a if it begins to go wrong