Food on the floor in unexpected places, or maybe unexpected food (ie. not a discarded kebab). For instance, today I saw a raw jacket potato in the car park of the police museum.
Isn’t that just a potato
Once saw a watermelon on a discarded couch
The morning after a house party at my friends house I opened the oven and found a solitary egg on a baking tray. Really tickled me.
The beer in the kettle, not so much.
I mean a large potato. I thought this would give a better indication of size.
COME ON TIM
Personally not offended but genuinely curious Is the L word ok to use in this context? I try not to use it as I’ve been pulled up on it being offensive before, not sure there is another word that quite captures the meaning in this context though.
My own jokes
Oh hang on:
Already covered
Can’t believe you missed one of the all-time great pun threads.
obviously it’s not as bad or emotive but say 10 years or so ago people would use the R word a lot more in a similar context
There was, for a while, a dumped fridge opposite my old flat. Random items of food would appear and disappear from it. Proper morning entertainment, see what was new.
I will always laugh at the You’ve Been Framed clips of people walking into patio doors
I feel like the DiS pun game has been raised over the past few months and I’m no longer at the right level to keep up.