Hagley and Rubery Police, thank u for your service
All Squid cover art is a bastard
I didn’t even realise (or had maybe forgotten, given the state of my brain nowadays) Beavis & Butthead had been rebooted until youtube decided to start advertising me clips of it. So I watched a few, with trepidation
Yeah, seems that anything featuring Beavis going heh-heh-he-heh and Butthead going uh-huh-huh uh-huh-huh turns me into an instant 14-year-old and makes me laugh myself silly
I AM CORNHOLIO
ARE YOU THREATENING ME???
I HAVE NO BUNGHOLE
The new series are properly great
Dave getting back to us all with an answer, two years later
These things are linked, because the beans are getting warmer.
There’s a little rat run near me that was closed to traffic at least 5 years ago now but still loads of cars come down to it and have to shuffle off to back where they came from.
I find the way they invariably do their 3 point turn and then rev off back up the road at speed very funny. Proper ‘I’m not mad. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad’ stuff.
Road near my house was closed for resurfacing this week. The warning/schedule time signs have been up for over two months. It’s a busy road so they put plenty of diversion options in and made sure no through-route signs were in place by cul-de-sacs and dead end roads etc, and still umpteen steaming bell-ends would drive right up to the barriers and scream at the workers, actively working on the very unusable road, before furiously turning around and gunning it back up the street past all the signs they ignored because they’re exempt somehow.
It’s the exact same people that try to drive down an extremely flooded road only to impotently float off, and there’s no way you can convince me otherwise
just perusing a cyber job website and this leapt out
ha ha h a
(splunk - with an L - is an info sec technology, never used it)
The fact that “zync” is part of the job description makes this even funnier. I hope this job doesn’t require you to put down a deposit before taking it on.
DAG BLAST IT