Sir Chris Hoy in Spanish is “Sir Chris Today”
Succulent Chinese meals.
Del boy falling through the bar
Actually once saw someone do that irl. Probably the highlight of my year, I’m sorry to say.
Pigeons just milling about
The joke about how elephants ask for buns
People on here saying “the truth is it simply [ x ]”
Sometimes find the concept of pet ownership really funny. Just letting a random animal knock about the house, dictating to you when it wants its dinner or making you pick its shit up and that.
the standup comedy of jerome allen seinfeld
Nice and cool, son, nice and cool
You’ve been framed, or any other compilations of people falling over
‘Really really lame’. Count how many times you hear that said. Truth is it’s simply ‘inexplicably funny’.
The 3 or 4 famous Wayne Rooney tweets
‘That’s what she said’, 'I hardly knew ‘er’ etc.
That Michael Owen helicopter ride.
also: Liam Gallagher calling Noel Gallagher a potato
‘Clean and Fresh’ always does me early on, ‘Good Looking’ makes me wobble and then ‘Cool’ finishes me off entirely