Really stupid earworms - The "My Brain is Broken" Thread

To the tune of :musical_note: :musical_note: :musical_note: “Working nine to five, what a way to make a living” :musical_note: :musical_note: :musical_note:

:musical_note: :musical_note: :musical_note: “I am nine foot five and I’ve got a lovely bottom” :musical_note: :musical_note: :musical_note:

^^^Is usually in my head for a good 3% of my life^^^

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Don’t think you’re that tall?

No, I am famously quite short

Like Tom Thumb?

No his temper

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There was a bit about 12 days ago where we were playing that game where you have to name a person who’s name starts with the same letter of the surname of the person the person before you had said.

Literally the only criteria of the game was that it was “a person” and here is a list of answers that one particular friend said:

  1. Tom Thumb
  2. Thomas the Tank Engine
  3. Beano
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Had to change from PC to mac because
“Lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar”

The Shareef didn’t like it

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Tom thumb was a person (albeit a stage name) but still…

Did this friend win?

This. over and over and over and over again on a loop in my head.

This, sometimes

No, he didn’t

Welsh national anthem “My hen laid an egg in the garden near me”

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swede carrot pie

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Currently got the twiddly pre-chorus bit of Raining Blood by Slayer going through my head in a loop that never resolves to the main riff.

DUNDUNDUNDUN diddlydun DUNDUNDUNDUN dun da dun
CHUGGUDACHUGGUDACHUGGUDACHUGGUDACHUGGUDACHUGGUDA DUN DUN

And now of course I’m saying it in my head like I’ve typed it here, which is much worse.

“Dreams can come true, going to a barbecue”
(Wasn’t going to a barbecue)

Also posted it before but I had “Oh I do like to be beside the seaside” stuck in my head for about a month a while ago

the rhythm guitar section of thin lizzy’s whisky in the jar.

ffs.

dun-dun dunununununununun dananananananan

Co-worker: “But that way lies madness!”
My brain:
one
step
beeyooond

Shut up, brain

Now it’s the Always On The Road Brexit song, thanks to the politics thread

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