Really wish I was going out with a hot rock n roll chick.

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Can’t wait to get called into a meeting room at work and asked why I was googling “chicken in a leather jacket”

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#4

Fuck I’d look great walking around town hand in hand with a hot rock chick.

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#7

‘tis the season, Jordo,’ tis the season.

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#8

Do you know any hot rock gals you can set me up with?

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It’s probably all quite igneous now, but last night we were drowning in magma.

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As a youngun I always wished I looked rock enough to be in a hot rock couple but even pre bald my hair was a bit crap and I was lanky but not even in a goth way.

It occurs to me now that it must be super high maintenance looking rock all the time. My friend had a whole emo chick vibe for years and since turning pretty momcore has confirmed that it was a total ball ache to keep that look consistent and fresh.

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In all honesty Jordan are doing okay? You’ve been going for the threads again after a long pause x

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this would be a very obtuse cry for help imo

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#13

Bit of a weird post. Just had a busy week at work so wasn’t posting as much. Numerous redundant threads are my base level.

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#14

Maybe the clocks changing means I see them more

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so i googled rock couple and got this

now i don’t know what to think

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#16

Are we ok with this thread? Don’t want to be a prat but is it in line with the general push to make dis more accepting for people of all genders /less of a lads’ club? Seems like it could possibly be problematic but happy to be wrong if I’ve missed something.

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i have tried to make it a bit less… whatever the bad angle might have been, because i think jordan was just doing a usual nonsensey chill thing rather than going for a bad vibe but idk

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#18

Yeah I felt the replies took the air out of it and made it seem fully surreal but you might be right @Scagden - after all casual readers might take it at face value not knowing Jordan’s shitposting thing?

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had this gone badly, i’m sure jordan would’ve been fine with the thread being killed

but it went goodly so all is well

(says me, a straight man…)

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Don’t pretend you’ve not got your eye on those chicks @Icarus-Smicarus posted.