Near my house I pulled out onto quite a tight road, it was only just starting to get light. A dog ran out in front of me, I was going slowly but still had to stand on my breaks. In shock I turned my head to the side of the road the dog was running and I shouted ‘FUCK’ at which point I was looking directly and making eye contact with a woman putting something in the boot of her car. So all she saw at this stage was a man emergency stop next to her and shout fuck while looking at her.
Fortunately the dog dawdled up to her after that and I assume she worked out what happened.
Shall I post this… it’s not that funny… better than nothing I suppose.
Someone just asked if I’m ok and I can’t explain that the mental image of a lady seeing a car suddenly stop, the window wind down and then a balloon shout “I FUCK” at her
There’s a thread on mumsnet from a confused woman asking if dogging is the use of a dog as a distraction when a man drives past and tells a woman that he fucks
