Near my house I pulled out onto quite a tight road, it was only just starting to get light. A dog ran out in front of me, I was going slowly but still had to stand on my breaks. In shock I turned my head to the side of the road the dog was running and I shouted ‘FUCK’ at which point I was looking directly and making eye contact with a woman putting something in the boot of her car. So all she saw at this stage was a man emergency stop next to her and shout fuck while looking at her.
Fortunately the dog dawdled up to her after that and I assume she worked out what happened.
Shall I post this… it’s not that funny… better than nothing I suppose.
I would have found this quite surprising tbqh
You’ve ruined the anecdote of the year with your pedantry.
This has done me, face bright red trying to surpress the laughter
i fuck, he’s only gone and edited it out.
Someone just asked if I’m ok and I can’t explain that the mental image of a lady seeing a car suddenly stop, the window wind down and then a balloon shout “I FUCK” at her
Mid sized, black I think, slightly curly. Hard to tell when It’s barking ‘I fuck’.
dog walking past the car, confused as fuck too
I would like it to be known that I did not wind the window down.
inflated head appears from sunroof
I also misspelled brakes.
There’s a thread on mumsnet from a confused woman asking if dogging is the use of a dog as a distraction when a man drives past and tells a woman that he fucks
Why don’t they offer finance on the most expensive one? That is the one you need finance for the most!
(imagine getting a ‘feature plate’ on finance! Oooh I need it so badly.)
I like OF11 CCK
Kind of looks like “OH FUCK!!!”