Near my house I pulled out onto quite a tight road, it was only just starting to get light. A dog ran out in front of me, I was going slowly but still had to stand on my breaks. In shock I turned my head to the side of the road the dog was running and I shouted ‘FUCK’ at which point I was looking directly and making eye contact with a woman putting something in the boot of her car. So all she saw at this stage was a man emergency stop next to her and shout fuck while looking at her.
Fortunately the dog dawdled up to her after that and I assume she worked out what happened.
Shall I post this… it’s not that funny… better than nothing I suppose.