Reasons You Might Be On The Naughty List This Year

What have you done on Xmas Eve that would make Santa put you on the bad list?

I farted in Wor Lass’s car after delivering The Child but left the windows up so that will probably still be there on Tuesday when she drives it next.

I think I’m getting coal this year.

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Got done for speeding

Ran through a farmer’s meadow (is this still funny?)

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Just used the last clean “good” bowl for my cereal, leaving 'er indoors with a “shit bowl”. As I’m typing this she’s said “you left me the shit bowl?!” in an outraged tone, so I think I’m going to double down and call her “MC Shit Bowl” for the rest of the day.

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I do love a modern re-telling of the nativity.

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Are you too sophisticated for, “You should see the state of the toilet…”?

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I didn’t donate to captain Tom

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I’m actually withdrawing my original entry (wayhey!) because I’ll be the one driving to nursery tonight so I’ll be smelling my own methane.

I’ve just wrapped her presents and I think I’m genuinely going to have to pretend The Child helped me with them. Who knew folding paper around some flat/ cuboid objects would be so difficult?

I went on a ten minute rant about why Captain Tom shouldn’t be necessary last night.

Yeah the guy’s in a zimmer frame. Probably could barely hold a gun. And we’ve got loads of drones and shit nowadays

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Oh I said some very bad things to my brother…

He deserved it though!

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