Recent boring purchases

An abandoned two ronnies sketch?

oh niki do you want to have a look at my new bike? we were given it (!) by someone my gf chats to on twitter (!)

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Should’ve just pissed in the tank, tbh.

YES PLEASE

Would that work? If it saves me £12 I’ll give it a go.

Probably not. Also if producing 3.5 litres of piss on command seems reasonable to you, you should probably see a doctor.

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https://instagram.com/p/BYWdpYHhlC7/

single speed bad boy. been razzing round the park on it like the fair-weather cyclist i aspire to be

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um…

Right, everybody out, thread’s fully descended into bike chat.

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YES

MORE B’TWIN

Can’t believe you got that for free? Amazing stuff. Great basket on the front too :smiley:

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sorry its not a purchase and shouldnt be in the thread, i know

Needs to be pig piss, I’m afraid.

the dog does NOT fit in the basket

I’ll just top up on a regular basis from here on, first piss of the morning each day should do it.

Get some stunt pegs for the dog to stand on.

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Crocs. I bought some Crocs. I’m ashamed of myself but in my defence The Internet said they’ll help me with my sore feet. But still. Crocs.

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Fucking hell mate. How sore are your feet?

Better be “VERY”.

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Why does your mum need to know if something’s a moth or not? (happy birthday to her)

On a scale of 1 to Crocs, they’re pretty fucking painful.

I’m not wearing them in public mind you. I have some shame.

Ok - well I guess whatever you get up to in the privacy of your own home …