An abandoned two ronnies sketch?
oh niki do you want to have a look at my new bike? we were given it (!) by someone my gf chats to on twitter (!)
Should’ve just pissed in the tank, tbh.
YES PLEASE
Would that work? If it saves me £12 I’ll give it a go.
Probably not. Also if producing 3.5 litres of piss on command seems reasonable to you, you should probably see a doctor.
https://instagram.com/p/BYWdpYHhlC7/
single speed bad boy. been razzing round the park on it like the fair-weather cyclist i aspire to be
um…
Right, everybody out, thread’s fully descended into bike chat.
YES
MORE B’TWIN
Can’t believe you got that for free? Amazing stuff. Great basket on the front too
sorry its not a purchase and shouldnt be in the thread, i know
Needs to be pig piss, I’m afraid.
the dog does NOT fit in the basket
I’ll just top up on a regular basis from here on, first piss of the morning each day should do it.
Get some stunt pegs for the dog to stand on.
Crocs. I bought some Crocs. I’m ashamed of myself but in my defence The Internet said they’ll help me with my sore feet. But still. Crocs.
Fucking hell mate. How sore are your feet?
Better be “VERY”.
Why does your mum need to know if something’s a moth or not? (happy birthday to her)
On a scale of 1 to Crocs, they’re pretty fucking painful.
I’m not wearing them in public mind you. I have some shame.
Ok - well I guess whatever you get up to in the privacy of your own home …