Recent examples of lame-assed flirting

beard
jazzflirt
notetechnique
lamecunt
ponytailedfreak

#1

was in Costa yesterday (don’t ask) and noticed that all the staff had their faces painted. one of them was a cat. yep, a cat, which obviously has nothing at all to do with halloween. stupid cunts

anyway, I noticed she was taking a drink over to a bearded, pony-tailed chap and as she approached, he made a ‘meow’ noise and did that thing cats do with their paws when they’re washing their face.

fucking awful! no further words were uttered between them

things.like.that


#3

Witches famously have cats.


#4

Pony tailed guy comes off worse there


#5

He should’ve just left a note


#6

not on hallowbook


#7

Oh wait I misread it


#8

I hear women really dig ponytails.


#9

Emanuelle Petit…?..?


#10

Guy tried to chat up my mate by comparing her to a character from brand new TV show Westworld, then acted all offended when she didn’t get the reference. He then proceeded to do the same thing with lots of X-men characters, which she also didn’t get, until we just made an excuse to leave as it was getting really uncomfortable.


#11

That has made me cringe deep inside, my least favorite emotion!


#12

ooft


#13

dunno about you man, but I enjoy watching people miserably failing at life


#14

that’s why we’re all on the social board


#15

Latte Twatte


#16

I’d probably like that.


#17

Twat white


#18

Twattachino?


#19

says meowington


#20

was he dressed as a pony then?


#21

he shouldve been executed immediately