was in Costa yesterday (don’t ask) and noticed that all the staff had their faces painted. one of them was a cat. yep, a cat, which obviously has nothing at all to do with halloween. stupid cunts
anyway, I noticed she was taking a drink over to a bearded, pony-tailed chap and as she approached, he made a ‘meow’ noise and did that thing cats do with their paws when they’re washing their face.
fucking awful! no further words were uttered between them