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this is true, it is tough to gauge! but I think I’ve got it nailed now
You’re a trailblazer that’s for sure
Ah come on! Tell me you’ve never been curious about how we always seem to pile on the pounds over the festive season.
I don’t want to keep my cereal in the communal kitchen, it’s like the wild west in there! and I’d be needing to wash my bowl out every day anyway so, this is the most energy efficient cereal consumption procedure. I’ve explained this to the office and some of them even listened to the end of my presentation on it!
Wait, you use the same unwashed bowl for your cereal every day?
No!
I used to to this a lot and whenever anyone asked what I was doing, i’d joke that I am a cat.
Said that joke almost every day for about 6 months.
I made the joke that I had a cat under my desk! Have made this joke only 7 or 8 times though. Plenty of mileage left hashtaggreatminds
I get up every 20 mins for a piss, shit, smoke, tea, coke or to pretend to take a call.
Pretty sure my subordinates are frustrated by this.
yeah same.
sometimes just hang around in the corridor on my phone.
i go for a shit and start looking at my phone and then suddenly realising i’ve been gone for about 20 minutes
I worked in an office where all the chairs had a built-in hanger on the back.
That must have taken up a lot of room.
Your spine and lower back will thank you when you are older. I never sit at my desk for no more than 20 min. Zero back problems.
Some proper linking of the War On Terror to the Illuminati and the Rothschilds in this meeting room.
One Summer, a scientist colleague would always walk into our office barefooted. The office was a room shared by me and two others with the door always open. I got so annoyed that I scattered lego blocks in the doorway.
I got so annoyed that I scattered lego blocks in the doorway.
Have you heard the the theory of an infinite number of Lego blocks and infinite pairs of feet?
