Recent finest moments

balonzingitup

#1

I was very pleased with myself on my bike ride in this morning when I attempted to spit over my right shoulder but instead actually just spat on my shoulder. Great skills.

(serves you right for spitting)

Now you go.


#2

Poured some pasta directly into the sink because I forgot to get the colander out a couple of weeks ago


#3

I did this a couple of weeks ago sapsy but it was my right nostril. Happens to the best of us it seems.


#4

Got all keyed up for a Friday night gig only to find out it was, in actual fact, a Thursday night gig.


#5

I’m extremely good at forgetting to attend gigs that I’ve purchased tickets for


#6

Oh, that’s rough.


#7

No one should be posting in here as there is an offensive tag and also revolting phlegm behavior (no doubt mitigated by ‘oh I was cycling’).

Sickening stuff.


#8

I did that with a Godspeed show a couple of years ago. Oh, my tickets were for the Saturday night, not Sunday?


#9
  • Threw away a bag of rubbish at the last minute when I was moving house, then later realised it had my favourite hat in it.

  • Made waffles in the waffle iron at work but filled it with butter rather than batter because I picked up the wrong container.

  • Filled the water container in my coffee machine at home with freshly ground coffee.


#10

Sucks, big time. I’ve been bouncing around all morning thinking ‘Yay, gig tonight!’ and then had a look at the band Facebook page to see if stage times were up…


#11
  • Ordered a pint of batter in the pub.

#12

Stop showing off that you can spell flem.


#13

i can’t believe it’s not batter


#14

You disgust me.


#15

#16

Seems an unnecessary level of forward planning


#17

only done this once but it definitely didn’t feel good


#18

did you salvage the pasta…?


#19

Is that a drug thing?


#20

i very nearly poured some pasta into the colander without holding it over the sink first the other day. luckily realised what i was about to do before i poured boiling water all over the floor