Just had a blue Quality Street because for some unknown reason I thought they were fudge or caramel or something and not a shit Bounty. Absolutely gutted.
they must be a contender for the worst one but tell me epimer, why did you try it, it’s hardly a new one is it?
sold off all the weapons i didn’t need and filled my inventory with health packs and wrenches but then walked into a room and got one-hit killed and now i’ve lost all that stuff and i’m pretty fucked tbh
I don’t have some kind of encyclopaedic Quality Street knowledge, foppyish!
There were no fruit ones, i.e. the best ones, left, so I had to go quite far down my list of preferences.
Wrenches? What sort of game is this?
(it’s a silent hill themed dungeon crawler/rpg, you use them to repair weapons)
Oh right. Sounds cool. Is this a phone game or something properly hardcore?
Why hasn’t Tom from Decathlon called me again ffs?
what on earth are you doing eating Quality Street a month after Christmas?
They’re OBVIOUSLY in the work kitchen.
“The newly expanded edition”
Wait. Is this STILL going on?
Yes. I had two voicemails from his yesterday afternoon and the last one said he thought it would be here today. But: today I’ve not heard from him.
it’s on the PS vita which i had to buy specifically to play it, and it is terrible
Ah, right. Well I don’t have one of those and you’re not really selling it either. Thanks though.
Have you rung him back since the second voicemail, though?