#61

Trose still charge 5p for the flimsos as well, still pay it

#62

Yeah, 5p for flimsy ones is correct. Clearly Waitrose, a member of the John Lewis Partnership, have the right idea.

#63

May I suggest you keep a few at your desk in Football Manager towers?

#64

It’s in the right ballpark and a decent estimate.

Don’t beat yourself up about it - direct your rage at Ant, the planetkiller.

#65

You can suggest what you want pal, I’m not the Prince of the Proposal or something

#66

Get yourself one of these stuff sack bags that clip onto your belt

Theo's Utility Belt
#67

Got a Subway earlier because I’m feeling a bit rough today and they don’t automatically put cheese on before you get it toasted these days? Haven’t had one in about three years

Don’t quite know who is at fault here but either way that was a certified mistake

#68

Theo, you of all people should know that my image isn’t important to me but there’s a fucking limit to everything, friend.

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#69

So I tied a reusable shopping tote to my belt

As was the style at the time

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#70

if you don’t want to carry a bag, get one of these bags to carry around with you. ffs theo.

#71

i just ate a carolina reaper chili in the office

#72

FYI, my mate just posted this update to FB

watching a montage of Emile Heskey’s goals. He had a very distinctive finishing style, somewhere between a scuff and a side-foot, the success of which was entirely premised on hitting the ball a millisecond sooner than the 'keeper expected him to, rather than accuracy. In over 100 Premier League goals it seems he never once found the bottom corner of the net.

#73

Ok.

#74

Sorry, I thought you were a fan of the footballs.

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#75

I love it mate, I love it more than nearly anything at all that exists in this world. I read it with interest wondering it’s relevance however and was found wanting.

#76

I just balance my items in my hands, its fun, I am up skilling and it means I don’t have to get another bloody plastic bag of which I literally have hundreds of in my flat.
There should be a bag amnesty where you bring in all your plastic bags and then have credit to that amount rather than having to store them at your own house and forget to take them with you

#77

Hey @anon5266188, I went and watched some of the footballs last night! :soccer:

#78

You ever tried the head balancing thing?

#79

What did you see, friend?

(Really conscious of the fact that I’m inadvertently derailing IV’s superb thread here, sorry pal)

#80

Southampton v. Arsenal in the Premier League. Spoiler alert in case no one else has mentioned it: Arsenal scored two goals and Southampton scored zero goals :soccer: