#3

Eyebrow trim and setting my ears on fire. Standard.

1 Like
#4

I thought I was experiencing joy the other day, but it was just trapped wind.

5 Likes
#5

Had my ears done for the first time a couple months ago. Was fine.

#6

The first time I had that done I had no clue what was happening. Apparently I’ve got a great poker face, though, because my expression in the mirror was utterly unphased while my inner monologue was screaming “WHY THE FUCK IS THERE FIRE”

Peak Britishness achieved - too polite to ask why a stranger appeared to be about to set fire to my head.

7 Likes
#7

I have recently for the first time both Filed and clipped my fingernails (on separate occasions, I’m not s maniac) since stopping biting them.

#8

Spent 2 or 3 minutes watching Ed Sheeran jumping about on the Pyramid Stage with his guitar.

#9

Slapped a jelly fish on the head, it was horrible!

#11

I ate a Cadbury’s Double Decker for the first time about 10 days ago.

Happy to discover I’ve not been missing out on much,

#12

really laughing picturing your face as this guy whispers in your ear if you want “a bunch of extra stuff done”

1 Like
#13

had a poached egg for the first time yesterday

would have again bot not on a fucking fry up for fucks sake

#14

you’ve never had a poached egg before??

4 Likes
#15

I was on holiday. Figured why not.

#16

i had not

i have only recently started eating eggs properly

#17

They don’t come in tins or can be stored in the freezer, so your story checks out.

#18

What does improper egg eating look like? On second thoughts, maybe don’t answer that.

Discovered this new flavour of Arla yogurts the other day

A+ highly recommended.

1 Like
#19

love it when my barbers give me the full works

#20

#22

Recently (Saturday) drove from Glasgow to Cambridge in one day too. It was also fine, but I think I now have Opinions about best routes etc.

#23

I’m having my left ear syringed on Wednesday. Looking forward to it. Will report back.

#24

u ok hun?

(seriously though)