She won’t be happy about that!
we bought this recently - its toasts bread fine and has a bagel mode which I like to use on muffins to only toast the inside and not the fluffy side
good luck fellow toaster enthusiast
It’s from Which?, which you need a subscription to see.
I just sit on a couple of slices on my saddle when I’m doing the cyclisting.
Also works for steak.
Not recommended for bananas.