Recreating the festival experience at home

  • sticking cans on the radiator to get them nice and warm
  • shouting BOLLOCKS out the window
  • sticking a giant flag in front of the TV
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  • Put a bucket outside to use as a loo
  • Piss in a paper pint cup at night time
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  • Box wine and a spliff for breakfast
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Invite some people you hate to have a stag do in your bedroom.

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Flushing a hundred quid down the toilet.

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  • eat nothing but burgers
  • vomit next to the sofa
  • don’t listen to any music
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Up your TV subscription to the highest level, hire a huge tv and soundsystem. Spend the whole week talking to random people out your front door and not watching anything

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Get as far away from your TV as possible and try to watch it from a camping chair.

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Can’t recreate the almost immediate feeling that I would rather be at home than at a festival

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Smash the toilet up, throw the bog roll everywhere, wait outside for half an hour

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  • Install Dyson airblades in your bathroom.
  • change the lineup and postpone by three months at the last minute.
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Listen to a shit band before the one you want to just to try to get a decent seat in your living room.

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Order beers off deliveroo at 3 times the normal price

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Get your neighbours to chuck plastic cups of piss over the fence at you.

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Set the central heating so you go to bed freezing cold and wake up boiling hot

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hit F5 for two hours before going through your front door

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Set an alarm that wakes you up to the sound of stoned idiots chatting absolute shite at 4.30

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Swap pillows for rolled up hoodies and sleep on your floor

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Stand outside in the middle of the day so you get a nice crisp sunburn then throw yourself down on concrete

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Stay up till two in the morning to listen to a Japanese band that rarely tour here, realise you don’t even like them that much and would rather be asleep, but you’re committed now so you listen to the whole thing

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