I had a couple of hours on with a mate last night. Neither of us had played in a couple of months and…christ. It was like we’d never played before. Went on a 9 game losing streak. He’s in platinum, I’m in gold, and we were just useless.
Then we played some doubles, where we’re unranked, and it matched us with some absolute n00bs and we cheered ourselves up by massacring them. I’m not proud. Though the one guy who responded to our 8th goal with, “you’re outrageous!” was a highlight.