Apparently it’s Red Nose Day today. There are some cakes in the kitchen. In fifteen minutes I will make a donation and have a cake. Which one? That’s up to you!
- Jam doughnut
- Sticky ginger cake
- Lemon fruit tart
- Raspberry fruit tart
- Doritos (fuck off)
- Token fruit (FUCK OFF)
- Victoria Sponge (comedy answer because obviously I can’t have it, it’s got cream)
Anyone in your office sitting in a bathtub filled with baked beans or anything?