Regretful Teenage Decisions

Got the ‘Nobody Knows I’m A Lesbian’ t-shirt from Camden when I was about 15. A smug, knowing smile when I wore it. Imagine a straight, male teenager being a lesbian!

  • Yes you’re right to regret that
  • No regrets they don’t work no regrets they only hurt

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Now you go but please God keep it light*

*You don’t have to either go or keep it light. This thread is as much for you as it is for me

This thread felt like a natural progression from where the wetsuit pencil case one was going

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Had an undercut, on purpose, many times.

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I used to wear this and regretfully I was a bit older than a teenager. I even wore it on a dress down day at work.

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When I was about 18/19 I used to go about with loads of badges on my parka including one that said ‘I’m a cunt’

  • Should regret
  • Na regret rien

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I bought this when I was 18. I’ve never been slim enough to fit into it but I’ve kept it all these years. I am almost slim enough to fit into it now. I plan to put it on and then immediately bin it

Once tried to cut my own hair which lead to me being called for a time Friar Fuck

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Excellent.

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Fucking hell, it fits! In the bin.

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I believe it was my Myspace username for a week or so

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Can’t believe you robbed @anon29812515

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Had a version of this t-shirt

religion-t-shirt

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Wow! Offensive to just so many people. Fair play

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My one definitely had a different gag for Islam (might’ve been pre-9/11?), can’t remember what it was though

No regrets

(good t-shirt specific thread this)

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I had a tshirt that said ‘porn star in training’ on it that I wore on a day out with my dad once. I was about 15. Awful child.

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Snakebites.
Chipped my teeth and I still have stupid holes in my face.

Oh GOD also those awful goth platform trainers when I was like 14. Bouncy. Wore them alongside a plastic spikey choker I got from Claire’s accessories. Like fair play to my parents for letting me do what I wanted but they should’ve had a word

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I gasped

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I was just about to post about those tshirts that had hand prints on the boobs. My friend had one when she was 14. Gross.

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I had all of the badges and t-shirts, you cannot beat me. Run of the mill stuff from camden market was a huge hit in my oslo college, let me tell you.

I guess I also decided to start smoking and other more harmful stuff but whatever

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