Regretful Teenage Decisions

[NoahVale]

The only one that I know of was my first passport photo… but I don’t think I have that any more…

[the_ravens]

Absolutely not. Fuck age restricting of hairstyles.

@Slicky

undercuts are still very cool

Always and forever. Hot as, too

[Im_On_Safari]

Don’t think there’s anything tbh. Have always been spot on.

[nemrac]

Bought a t-shirt from FCUK that said “show us your chopper” and had a cute picture of a retro bike on it. Didn’t know why my dad was horrified by it (he asked me if I knew what it meant and I said yeah, it’s a bike) until days later when my friend told me about the other definition.

[roastthemonaspit]

I’ve shared this before but

Jonny says Join a Union (Jonnyishh)

I had this one too, which I still quite like the jib of tbh

[pervo]

Dating this guy:

Tiny interactions from your life that you still think about

When I was 16 there was this massive weirdo called Tim who liked me. Hardly anyone had fancied me before this point so I’m ashamed to say I led him on a bit, partly for my ego and partly because he was so hilariously odd. (His first ever text to me began "Hey babe. I met a really cool girl tonight. That’s you by the way. Just in case you were going to kill yourself ") I can’t remember why but we agreed to go to Caffe Nero after school one day; he tried to hold my hand, at which point I r…

Happy Birthday @imaperv! (this is the filth thread)

Oh my god OH MY GOD my sixth form ex (the one who drew a graph to try and stop me breaking up with him, used to whip his wang out constantly in public places etc) who I have not been FB friends with since 2012 and not spoken to AT ALL since 2014 has sent me a birthday message, FUCKING DEAD

I actually got the text opener wrong in the first post; the last sentence from the excerpt was actually "Just before you stab yourself " (And the guy I fancied at the time? The dickhead who recently added me on LinkedIn.)

He also sent me a text on Christmas Day 2008 starting, “This is for all the sexy girls on my phone.” I later found out he only sent it to me.

(Cn: abortion) He’s the one who is now a fundamentalist Christian who recently posted that abortion is a bigger “catastrophe” than COVID.

[Aggpass]

@Witches

that’s a belle and Sebastian T-shirt

Changing my vote

[jordan_229]

Just this shitty (but easy to hide) tattoo

[manches]

Partly, at least. I crossed an immature sense of humour and imagination with a total overcautiousness with regards to social things that remains to this day

[manches]

@pervo

He also sent me a text on Christmas Day 2008 starting, “This is for all the sexy girls on my phone.” I later found out he only sent it to me.

My mind flashed up an image of David Guetta on a roof

[grievoustim]

I was going to get a similar shitty tattoo in a similar location (mine involved a ying yang) but my mate turned 18 before I did and got the design I was going to get and it looked shit so I was quite relieved I didn’t get it

[manches]

I definitely regret that I would immediately sincerely assume that every girl who fancied me was joking. I didn’t get pissy or like “HOW DARETH THEE MOCK MY EMOTIONETH”, I probably just made a silly noise or something

[shinymcshine]

@xylo

In the end customer was amused and they ended up grabbing coffee. But it was a proper ruh roh moment for a split second

and now they’re married.

[roastthemonaspit]

@xylo

Then paused, then: “I have been for 35 years!!”

Love this, 35 years in the business.

[japes]

liberty spikes
rainbow mohawk
half bleach blonde that ended up looking like flock of seagulls

[HobbesWhenHeWasNew]

@xylo

“Ive dated loads of men

Just in case any laymen present didn’t grasp the technical language being used.

[grievoustim]

You should regret none of these - wish I’d been more adventurous with my hair

[japes]

i don’t actually regret any of them tbf even though i looked like a dickhead. it’s good for a laugh now.

[Richie_Ronco]

Another bad t-shirt choice. Someone gave me a a t-shirt in the style of the mastercard logo but with the wording masturbator instead. Wore it a few times. I was about 20 at the time.

[ma0sm]

This wasn’t my finest hour