Reintroducing The Job By Surname System

#1

I would be a morning person or maybe someone who attends funerals of unpopular people (for cash).

#2

I would loan money to people who speak English.

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#3

First the signatures thread and now this? Youā€™re a motherā€™s maiden name thread away from the full fraud house.

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#4

canā€™t wait for the ā€˜what was the name of your first childhood pet?ā€™ thread later

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#5

Last time I started one of those it got deleted by the mods

#6

Closest one Iā€™ve got is a person who wails or sings in grief for a dead person. Iā€™m joining you in the funeral game ma0sm!

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#7

Want my bank details too, mate?

#8

Omg! Itā€™s a different spelling but I think mine would be making the seats in churches! This could be the start of a wonderful sitcom guys

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#9

Hopefully, I would just get paid for being (or at least pretending to be) Scottish.

#10

Iā€™d be working on a moor apparently. there are a great many moors near me so Iā€™m ok with this.

#11

My name means Wise Man.

Is there money to be made via wisdom?

Perhaps Iā€™d be a counsellor. See who elseā€™s life I can fuck up.

#12

My surname means something badass in Arabic actually.

#13

First he starts a signature thread, then he wants our surnamesā€¦

#14

I tried to get Google translate to do ā€œsomething badassā€ in Arabic to paste here as a reply, but translating it back into English came back as ā€œnothing pokingā€.

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#15

Aw ignore that Iā€™ve got it wrong. Apparently it just means Iā€™m some guy called Hughā€™s son >:(

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#16

yes, if youā€™re a dentist

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#17

I have no idea what mine means

#18

does it not mean ā€˜son of your mawā€™? its not a very useful name in identifying people tbf.

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#19

Mine means ā€œto protect or defendā€ ā€¦ so clearly I would be a central defender for a Premiership football team.

#20

that would be great if true!