I would be a morning person or maybe someone who attends funerals of unpopular people (for cash).
I would loan money to people who speak English.
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First the signatures thread and now this? Youāre a motherās maiden name thread away from the full fraud house.
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Last time I started one of those it got deleted by the mods
Closest one Iāve got is a person who wails or sings in grief for a dead person. Iām joining you in the funeral game ma0sm!
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Want my bank details too, mate?
Hopefully, I would just get paid for being (or at least pretending to be) Scottish.
My name means Wise Man.
Is there money to be made via wisdom?
Perhaps Iād be a counsellor. See who elseās life I can fuck up.
My surname means something badass in Arabic actually.
First he starts a signature thread, then he wants our surnamesā¦
I tried to get Google translate to do āsomething badassā in Arabic to paste here as a reply, but translating it back into English came back as ānothing pokingā.
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I have no idea what mine means
Mine means āto protect or defendā ā¦ so clearly I would be a central defender for a Premiership football team.
that would be great if true!
FFS wormie, Iāve just arranged a three season deal with Channel 4! Itāll cost millions if we pull out now!
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or the Illuminati?
Mineās double-barrelled so Iād be a farmer from a small town near Valladolid
Sounds OK tbh
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Apparently āthe surname became a popular term for a literate man, particularly for the professional secretary and the scholarā
So I can read and be @Kallgeese and @kermitwormitās secretary when they hit the big time.
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Well up until now I thought my surname referred to the act of lopping the top off a tree but Iāve just googled it and apparently it was a nickname for someone with a large or unusually shaped head, the tree thing wasnāt recorded until much later.
Thatās kind of put a bit of a crimp on my day, Iāve also got the start of a headache in my MASSIVE UNSIGHTLY BONCE!
Elvis impersonator.
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