I’ve been trialling new ways of doing things recently. Most are still in the development stage and frankly not very good.
But maybe you’re cooking up a storm with a wild new way of opening a door or cutting up an apple.
I’m bored, tell me how you’re making the world a better place with your determination to play by your own rules, doing shit your own way etc.
I came up with a new walk the other day because I am a good inventor
essentially what you do is swing your arms together instead of in turn. so BOTH forward, BOTH back, BOTH forward.
try it.
Scissors that cut apples
Mostly into repatenting the wheel, personally.
imagine if there was some legal loophole and you managed to patent the wheel or gloves or something. $$$$
can you have a look Eps?
Wouldn’t be valid, innit.
That’ll be £350.
Been doing this off and on for years mate. Whooshes you forward, but then drags you back. conclusion: unsure
My get-rich-quick scheme is to wait until The Beatles’ songs become public domain, then buy the rights before anyone else gets the chance, using several browser tabs, etc.
I have already bought the rights for twenty SECOND century Fox
I’ve got X-BOX TWO bought and ready.
I’ve got the goddman Y-BOX!!!
yes, goddman
motherfucker
Is this the filth thread?
Very annoying for people you are walking with though.
Edit : Also I think you owe me some money now @Epimer?
Just keep windmilling them forwards instead. No backswing.
windmilling? yeah why not.
I’ve started walking like this
