Remember anything?


No. Elizabeth Olsen is usually very good though.


Neither she nor kaitlin olson from its always sunny are olsen twins


I know


And so ends today’s game of ‘celebrities who are NOT the olsen twins’




Wendy’s and their square burgers.


ADLIDAS is a banger, especially the extended version with the electronic wib out at the end.


DAMN Daniel, back at it again with the whatever it was!”


The publicity for the new yachting film with Colin Firth has reminded me of that useless sailor who tried to sail around Britain using a road atlas. He used to be on the news getting rescued by the Coastguard nearly every week at one point. I imagine they probably confiscated his road atlas in the end.


Remember when Victoria Beckham was asked to weigh herself on a talk show, Ross or Norton. As if she had to do that. Fucking hell.


remembered the other day that history is a wheel. “Inconsistency is my very essence”, says the wheel. “Rise up on my spokes if you like, but don’t complain when you are cast back down into the depths. Good times pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it is also our hope. The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away”.

remembered that i guess.


Remember that from a scene in 24 Hour Party People

Really useful bit of philosophy actually. Whenever things are going badly I think of it…



What ever happened to Saturday night?
When you dressed up sharp and you felt all right?
It don’t seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine

I used to go for a ride with a chick who’d go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowin’ on a rock-n-roll show
You climbed in the back seat
You really had a good time

Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll

(This is something I remember.)


I don’t remember that. Unbelievable




remember that time claire balding told that winning jockey that he’d have enough money now to get his teeth done.


I was an absolute boss at celebdaq


Matthew Kelly on Frank Skiners shoe