I remember seeing an advert for… BT Openworld or something, in about 1999, where there was a massive crowd of people in a giant stadium, and a little girl stood up and asked “what’s this bit just under my nose?” and some science guy said “That’s the filtrum. The filtrum”, and everyone thought the internet was gonna be glorious knowledge for all.
Didn’t really work out like that, did it? Now it would just be “how is babby formed?”, racists, and weird sex stuff.
Oh wait just found it. Imagine if the internet were this… not terrible: