Remember remember, the FILTH of November

Don’t really have much to offer because I’m a sad lad adorkable monk goblin man, but there won’t be another chance to make this pun until 2026 and surely I’ll be too busy indulging in bovril hot post-apocalyptic sex mayhem to bother posting it then so…

Here’s a seasonally themed erotic acrostic

“Cah!” screams Guy Fawkes,
“We have to stop that bloody Parliament!”
Beckoning his followers, he proclaimed
"And today is the day to do it! The
“Fourth of November!”
Then he got a raging horn and delayed it till the fifth so he could have a wank over a sexy tapestry

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bovril hot

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Excellent thread title. 10/10 would click again

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Guy Fucks

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The Gunpowder Grot

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Bonkfire Night

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You can tunnel into my parliament any day

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Detonate your gunpowder barrel in my undercroft

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First degree bums

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Catherine Wheel

Oh she wheel, wheel she? I’ll have to give her a ring then :wink:

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There’ll be fireworks between you and me tonight

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I hope you’ve done a full risk assessment of that because it sounds dangerous

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Done some good banging this week NGL

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Looking for a guy who’s hung, drawn and quartered if you know what I mean…

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Oh we’ve done some risk ass alright

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Call me if the puns stop

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The Cumpowder Plot

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This was an accidental pun and i’ve actually done some good banging

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Everybody is naked underneath their clothes. Even me!

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even you!