“Remember that chocolate sauce you could put on ice cream that hardened when exposed to the coldness of the ice cream?”

Talk about literally anything you want in here

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Do animals have swear words

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I once swore at my poor old dog and it is probably in the top-5 regrets I have in my life

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Who do you think is calling me from the isle of skye, ant?

(I remember the sauce)

I’m a big fan of chocolate sauce that you can put on ice cream that doesn’t harden, and retains its saucy texture.

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BITCH

ahahahaha

That time of year again eh

Probably Mylo

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The ‘F’ word

loved that stuff would put it on other cold things too just to get the crunchy chocolatey goodness. think i poured it directly into my mouth as well at one point.

About two hours afterwards I said to him “I’m sorry, I love you” but he didn’t understand the fact that it was related to me saying the F word near him two hours earlier

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Some bird squawks sound a bit like ‘fuck off’

Think of it daily

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I invented the concept of E-gards. Electronic regards.

As a consequence I’m a millionaire.

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hissing seems to be good cat profanity

Smucker? I barely k

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what the hell is this imposter???

Accept no imitations

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image

This is the one I know about

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