Pop punk band with no name
Deerhof
A strange mix of quirky indie pop and Baywatch star tribute
Goldfapp
Electronic pop focussed on onanistic pursuits
Arf!
Sian Dub Foundation.
Welsh bass botherer.
Manic Street Reachers.
Music for motorists with coke habits.
Els
Ageing golfer turned folk singer releases his first LP of protest songs.
Ill Oldham
Folk singer turned rapper
Ron Maiden
Just some old northern guy in a leather jacket
Shed Seve
Dead golfer singing landfill indie from his outbuilding
LEONheads
Just some guys really into naturally fast food. And heroin.
Kane West - Ill advised hip-hop vanity project from aging WWE superstar.
Lice in Chains
Over the top pest control by day, grunge by night
Sade
Wolverhampton rock played by sexual libertines.
Fleetwood MC
Aging band swap dad rock for decks.
Our Tet
Mancunian Electronica
Lo!
Shakespeare themed slowcore
Sad
80s soul pop legend alarmed at dilution of brand
Warpint
Play songs for drinking and fighting
Mystery special guest performing his seminal Britpop album in full?