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Sit down, pour a brew and read a tale.


60% of people worldwide don’t have access to a flushing toilet, which, when you think about it, really is pretty shit





(Haven’t read it)


no, a toilet.




What would you do if your poo wouldn’t flush in that situation?

  • Leave it and pretend it didn’t happen
  • Leave it and tell your date
  • Throw it out the window
  • Put it in the bin
  • Take it with you
  • Cry

0 voters

Private poll dw


You missed out “sprint back into the living room and shout ‘FUCKING HELL, YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THE SIZE OF THIS FLOATER!’” at the person you’re trying to woo.


Flush at my parents is useless. If it don’t go down on the first attempt. I place a sheet of toilet paper over it and go about my business.


Just read this elsewhere. It is literally the funniest possible chain of events available to us as a species. There isn’t a single aspect of it that isn’t as funny as it’s possible for something to be.




why didnt they just break it into small manageable pieces and do a few flushes.

(the voice of experience)

(nah never done one that big)


Had a poo while reading this.
(Very very smelly but no flush issues)