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#1

Sit down, pour a brew and read a tale.


#2

60% of people worldwide don’t have access to a flushing toilet, which, when you think about it, really is pretty shit


#3

well.


#4

Fake

(Haven’t read it)


#5

no, a toilet.


#6

ffs


#7

What would you do if your poo wouldn’t flush in that situation?

  • Leave it and pretend it didn’t happen
  • Leave it and tell your date
  • Throw it out the window
  • Put it in the bin
  • Take it with you
  • Cry

0 voters

Private poll dw


#8

You missed out “sprint back into the living room and shout ‘FUCKING HELL, YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THE SIZE OF THIS FLOATER!’” at the person you’re trying to woo.


#9

Flush at my parents is useless. If it don’t go down on the first attempt. I place a sheet of toilet paper over it and go about my business.


#10

Just read this elsewhere. It is literally the funniest possible chain of events available to us as a species. There isn’t a single aspect of it that isn’t as funny as it’s possible for something to be.


#11

oh…


#12

why didnt they just break it into small manageable pieces and do a few flushes.

(the voice of experience)

(nah never done one that big)


#13

Had a poo while reading this.
(Very very smelly but no flush issues)