Good luck with that.
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licking your own eyes
*reptile behaviour
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Was at mum’s the other week and she went for
“Alexa, play The Best of Reggae”
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dave grohl with dreads
No way to talk about my mum
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Order a Filet-O-Fish meal
I’d say choosing to drink Budweiser is more replicant. Don’t think any human outside the US could acquire that habit naturally.
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Really really really clean white trainers
too normal, they literally come white, uncanny things only please
Taking a bus trip to Doncaster races and stopping at loads of pubs along the way.
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Ironing a full load of laundry as soon as it’s finished drying and then putting it neatly away.
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plain omelette
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By the time they’re out of the shop they should no longer be pristine.
eating three massive tuna jacket potatoes and then getting run over by your own car.
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single sided printing
Only watching 5 films
having the same breakfast every day for 15 years
Printing out emails
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R keeps referring to people as humans. As in, “who was that human?” - it’s a bit disconcerting
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Having a fantastic time at a corporate event.
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