Repurposed songs to be potentially used for specific industry training videos or something

[anon5266188]

It’s very good. Thank you CCB

[japes]

for each a road
for every man a religion
face everybody and rule
everything and rumble
forget everything and remember
for everything a reason

GDPR (you got the fear)
GDPR (you got the fear)
GDPR (you got the fear)

[anon5266188]

I don’t know what song this is to the tune of but despite that I love it

[japes]

[drspaceman]

Forklift driver!
You’ve been down too long in the midnight sea

[colon_closed_bracket]

Free! (say lunch, come on y’all)
Lunch! (say free, come on!)
Free! (say lunch, come on y’all)
Lunch! (say free, come on!)
Free! (say lunch, come on y’all)
Lunch! (say free, come on!)
Free! (say lunch, come on y’all)
Lunch! (say free, come on!)
Aaaaah… Higher baby, AAaaah… [pile those neatly-cut sandwiches] higher baby,
AAAAAhh… higher baby, AAAAHHH!
And don’t ever come down… Free lunch!

pause

“Does anyone mind if we have maybe a half hour lunch so we can leave half an hour earlier?”

muted approval

“Okay we’ll come back at 1.15”

bass kicks in

[japes]

for an instructional video about remaining safe during a fire alarm

don’t go risking slips and falls
please stick to the stairways and the exits you’re used to
I know that you’re gonna have it your way or nothing at all
but I think you’re moving too fast

[anon5266188]

Shit the bed, that’s good

[anon5266188]

Imagining two middle-aged men in Fire Marshall jackets having to perform this in a provincial town conference room to an audience of disinterested workers and laughing heartily about it.

[shrewbie]

at a school assembly about cyberbullying they played a repurposed version of La Roux’s Bulletproof that replaced the titular word with bullyproof

[anon5266188]

IRL?

[Scott_Chegg]

Don’t be silly
Never run with scissors
CUT AWAY! CUT AWAY!

[shrewbie]

it really happened

[anon5266188]

Woah!

[colon_closed_bracket]

Bit niche but I was trying to work something for carrying out stock checks. I’ve got

checking stock, checking stock, checking stock, checking stock, checking stock, checking stock, know what we’ve got in stock

(to the tune of Odessa by Caribou)

[colon_closed_bracket]

Evening Thread (09/05/19)

@Antpocalypsenow I’m working on something for the accompanying training video Kerosene, cadnium, radium, burning sulphur, pesticides and ethanol Kerosene, cadnium, radium, burning sulphur, pesticides and ethanol Kerosene, cadnium, radium, burning sulphur, pesticides and ethanol Kerosene, cadnium, radium, burning sulphur, pesticides and ethanol PR PR PR PR PR PROPANE!

[Epimer]

mate

[colon_closed_bracket]

Yeah everyone from reply 65-69 will have received a confusing notification

[ltlht]

Incredible

[ttf]

Said it before but Revol by the manic street preachers is ripe to be repurposed for a Revels advert, the historical leaders in the verse can be replaced with descriptions of the various revels