Rescued piglets served up as sausages to firefighters


#1

Not sure whether to find this story hilarious or heartbreaking.

  • :smiley:
  • :frowning:

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#2

The story is awful but whats worse is people finding it proper hilarious.


#3

they were going to be slaughtered anyway. Seems like a nice story all round?


#4

better getting slaughtered than burned alive

still not sure i find the story haha funny though


#5

It’s a real story?! I thought it was actually a skitfrom a Chris Morris show that my brain had forgotten.


#6

no, its not haha funny I agree.


#7

They should have been pardoned after their near-death experience and allowed to live out their days naturally and preferably then have some kind of monument built in the honour. Would that be too much to ask for?


#8


#9

Maybe it’s more… ironic?

WAIT THAT’S WHO @JAPES POSTED EARLIER!!!


#10

I have seen someone say, “Out of the fire and into the frying pan,” which is quite an amusing quip, tbf.


#11

they actually barbecued them


#12

Despite the fact these piglets were obviously grilled?


#13

This bit’s the only funny bit

“We’ll be sending Dorset and Wiltshire Fire and Rescue Service packs of vegan sausages so that they can see how easy it is to truly be heroes for pigs - by sparing them all suffering,”


#14

The farmer has done this to piss off vegetarians, hasn’t she? I’m not down with that


#15

Many jokes are not 100% factual.


#16

many poor jokes


#17

Didn’t stop you liking my post though, did it?


#18

Let’s all stop eating pigs


#19

All Cops Are Bacon


#20

I like the pope, the pope smokes… sausages