Firstly, I know I know - I’m not a respected children’s author. I’m never going to have a catalogue of globally loved stories. However if I was Roald Dahl I’d have done things a little differently.
The Princess AND The Pea? That’s a lot going on. I reckon he should’ve padded things out, made them into two separate stories. Then if there’s enough interest you can make a shared pea/princess universe.
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Is it massively wolfcastle for me to point out that Roald Dahl had nothing to do with Princess and the Pea
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The Princess and the Smee
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Can we go back to banning threads from men cheers
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DiS is pretty widely read I like to think…
I never understood why someone would be able to feel something underneath loads of mattresses or why it was important. Just did not get it.
Don’t get it.
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Kids don’t relate to mattresses these days. Can we replace the mattresses with youtubers?
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Possibly, but I’d be worried about prioritising springs over substance
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Marvel: ‘Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history.’
Me:

A health and safety nightmare.
If that falls down it’ll be a catastro-pea!
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Actually, Pea is the name of the Princess
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