Firstly, I know I know - I’m not a respected children’s author. I’m never going to have a catalogue of globally loved stories. However if I was Roald Dahl I’d have done things a little differently.
The Princess AND The Pea? That’s a lot going on. I reckon he should’ve padded things out, made them into two separate stories. Then if there’s enough interest you can make a shared pea/princess universe.
Is it massively wolfcastle for me to point out that Roald Dahl had nothing to do with Princess and the Pea
The Princess and the Smee
Can we go back to banning threads from men cheers
DiS is pretty widely read I like to think…
I never understood why someone would be able to feel something underneath loads of mattresses or why it was important. Just did not get it.
Don’t get it.
Kids don’t relate to mattresses these days. Can we replace the mattresses with youtubers?
Possibly, but I’d be worried about prioritising springs over substance
Marvel: ‘Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history.’
Me:
A health and safety nightmare.
If that falls down it’ll be a catastro-pea!
Actually, Pea is the name of the Princess