if someone else doesn’t vote soon, I’ll break the deadlock…
How is this thread not getting at least 69 votes per poll?
DiS has its priorities all wrong.
Love that there’s even the possibility of cowardice here. DiS Users. IT’S NOT REAL
WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF MOOSE THOUGH?! HE’S THE BEST FRIEND WE’VE EVER HAD!
Oh I’ve been thinking of Moose.
All I’ve been able to do while we’ve been running is stare at that cute, firm ass.
The moose caboose!
Moose! I need backup!
Hope he’s got those firm, fuzzy peaches insured.
Whack them with the shield!
You leap into the bushes, your sword cutting through the air. To your right is Moose and in front of you are the two servants of Zagor: they crouch, daggers drawn, and growl, foamy spittle dripping from their dog-like jaws. Half Dark Elf and half Goblin, Trackers are perfect hunters and messengers. Always armed with a cross-belt of throwing daggers across their chest, they will not usually fight openly unless cornered. Suddenly they throw their daggers at you and Moose and draw their short swords. But you are ready and duck below the flying dagger. Wasting not a second more, you charge at the nearest Tracker.
Watchin’ the elf goblin moose
TRACKER
Skill 7
Stamina 6
YOU
Skill 12
Stamina 19
The tracker doesn’t stand a chance
Ha, fuck you tracker. Deer shit-sniffing, twig-eating wanker.
I’mma eat that Tracker for delicious, nutritious energy. Then, I’m going to kill this goblin thing
That’s me in the corner
That’s me in the spotlight
Goblin on a tracker