Looks like moose is back on the menu, boys!

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Wait you didn’t say they had a string back. Get in!

It’s not Return to Freeway Fighter.

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Maaaate, you only ever need one of the items at a time in these adventures so I’m pretty confident there is a situation where we only need them to get down a well or something. There will already be a rope if we need rope.

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If you see garlic in an FF book, you can be sure someone like this will be along at some point.

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Personally, I wanted garlic because dungeon food tends to be bland without it.

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You decide to camp down for the night and take some provisions. The dung that Bogblaat gave you is nutritious but is missing something. Will you:

  • Forage for some parsley
  • Spunk the garlic you obviously need to keep vampires at bay all over it.

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Some dispute over item 5: 10 minutes to choose:

  • Garlic
  • Mirror

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Tasty food over looking good

One wards off vampires, one annoys them

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What if we run into a gorgon though. We’re fucked unless she likes iron spike fricassee.

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We have selected:

Lantern
Hammer and Iron Spikes
Silver Dagger
Rope
Garlic

You choose your five items and hand over 10 gold pieces to Deep Sea. He thanks you for your custom and you leave the store with directions on how to find Zoot Zimmer. Turn to 309.

Really think it’s not right to forego the water bottle and rely on single-use plastics.

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Dunno why, but I’ve found your solo vote for water bottle very amusing.

Quick bit of Joe Wicks, then slay Zagor

@McGarnagle seems to have went for it too

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i.e. faeces

You find Hobnail Street without much difficulty. Your knock on the door of Number 36 is answerd by a tall, thin man whose ears are slightly pointed and who is wearing bright red trousers.

‘Hello’ he says in a slow, calm voice. ‘My name is Zoot Zimmer and you must be the person who wants to get to Firetop Mountain in a hurry. I can see by your expression that you are wondering how I know that. Well, I heard you talking to Yaztromo - I’ve got rather good hearing, you see. I’m a Half-Elf. Please come in’.

You follow Zoot into his house, the rooms of which are decorated to resemble a forest. All the walls have trees, bushes, plants, small animals and insects painted all over them from floor to ceiling, and all in incredible detail, giving a very realistic effect. ‘It’s the Elf in me!’ laughs Zoot. ‘My mother was from the Vale of Willow; she lived with me here until she died of the plague. The decorations made her feel at home. She never did like living in a town.’ His face suddenly loses its happiness and a deep frown takes over. ‘Would you like some of my special herbal tea before we set off?’, Zoot asks.

If you would like some tea to drink, turn to 213. If you prefer to decline his offer and demand that you set off immediately, turn to 361.

  • Ooo, Rooibos for me please. Have you got any pink wafers?
  • Lets get on in with it yeah?

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Never trust anyone who refers to themselves by their full name