#41

It’s an amulet that grants +3 stamina or similar, bet the mortgage on it.

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#42

Exactly. Moose can probably handle himself anyways. He’s called Moose ffs.

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#43

could do with some more stamina tbf. Especially if we’re just gonna run round with barmen constantly

#44

I can’t ever see myself being a position where I wouldn’t stop to look at the shiny sparking thing

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#45

The writers are not subtle in making particular choices feel more attractive, are they?

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#46

You find a round polished shield, half buried in the dirt. Take it if you wish and turn to 267.

  • Do we wish?
  • Yes of course we bloody do

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#47

Turn to p76 for a nice relaxing glass of merlot or p87 to roll around in actual dogshit

  • Merlot
  • Dogshit

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#48

Fuck yes! We are KILLING this!

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#49

I’d just spend the rest of the adventure wondering what it was. Zogor would get so pissed if he was doing his evil wizard monologue and I was just staring off into the middle distance dreaming of shiny things.

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#50

Bit like the board game TIME Series. Do you a) ask the gentleman for the time, or b) hack his head off?

a) The words “excuse me” are his trigger and he immediately turns into a cybernaut and you all die horribly (unless you can roll a yahtzee)

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#51

Zagor ain’t going to like it if we come at him stinking of shit

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#52

You have to run hard to keep up with Moose. He zig-zags through the undergrowth, glancing down at the ground occasionally for prints. All at once he stops and puts his arm up for you to stop running too. You hear a rustle of branches to your left, followed by a piercing howl. Will you charge into the bushes towards the nose (turn to 72) or stand your ground (turn to 374)

  • Charge into the bushes like a stupid hero
  • Stand your ground like a sensible coward

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#53

Moose!

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#54

This is it boys. Time to viscously murder a dog

#55

Whatever is in that stupid bush is no match for my shield

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#56

share a bottle of shitty merlot with an orc

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#57

Drowning in treacle is your preferred method too, eh

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#58

Uh oh, 50/50. What do we do? Stand there crippled by indecision until we die of stupidity?

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#59

I’m voting to stand with Moose. He’s never let us down once in the several hours we’ve known him.

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#60

if someone else doesn’t vote soon, I’ll break the deadlock…

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