#21

I got stopped outside Sainsbos at the weekend after someone set the alarm off. Had a load of baby clothes in my bag which I’d just bought at the self checkout. Security guard asked to see my receipt but I didn’t have it as id opted out on the self checkout and he said “ok that’s fine” - this is now the shoplifting loopholes thread.

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#23

I like the cut of your jib, Faustus. In fact I love it.

Really going now, buoyed by this post.

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#24

“Hi, I stole these trousers in the wrong colour, mind if I swap them?”

Good luck!

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#25

place your bets

  • FULL REFUND
  • LAUGHED OUT THE SHOP

0 voters

#26

“But the people on my forum said…”

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#28

I’ve contacted the brach of Tesco I believe Balonz will use to fraudulently refund stolen items. They told me they will refund stop him and escort him from the premises

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#29

once my wife gave me a piece of clothing to return without a receipt and told me to go to sainsbury’s and I was reluctant anyway as I didn’t really want to return women’s clothing without a receipt and then when I tried to return it the lady at the counter was all “lol, this is from Tesco, hahaha, wrong shop mate”

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#30

I need to return a coat and exchange it for a smaller size. I’m putting it off because it needs to go to the post office and I can’t be fucked.

#31

She did you there.

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#32

So I went to the clothes counter and he said I could go to the customer service counter and give it a go where they may refund me from the Club Card but it will take time or he was willing to exchange.

I spend ages looking and thought I had found what I needed. Then when I got to the till I discovered they were the same fucking colour.

Ended up getting two school shirts (needed) and some Harry Potter pants (not needed) and having to shell over a further £2!

#33

Fucking hell. You think you find some people who care about you and then WHAMMO straight in the nuts.

#34

You talking about tesco here?

#35

Yeah. Over five years, 3 or 4 times a week and that is all I get.

#36

You reckon you’ll get on better with these than the sheer ones you skidded up last week?

#37

does this mean you got the refund or not

#38

I’m not out of pocket so I’m saying that yes I did get a refund.

#39

Reckon if I cut out the gusset I could wear them as thigh protectors.

#40

Also HP fans. Three pairs of pants but there are four houses.

#42

A lying rat?

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#43

Well I got refunded and then had to pay a bit more for more goods, Columbo.

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