What an honour! Thank you Dr Beans
1-6. Live scorpions
“Aerated ball-shaped chocolate snacks (with a delightful surprise)” have an exclusivity deal with Turkish Delight so you wouldn’t be able to do that.
Oooh, I hope they play Wind of Change.
Didn’t realise these were a French thing
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kit-Kat-Ball-Chocolat-Lait/dp/B00IT8MNYQ
£18! Could just pop over on the ferry and get some for that price.
Go fuck yourself
Wtf they are the best ones
Get a pack of Maltesers then
Was a big fan of your list till I got to TD.
No! don’t, you absolute monster.
You and I are going to have a falling out in here if you’re not careful
- Coffee
- Coffee
- Coffee
- Coffee
- Coffee
- Coffee
What about if you had a 7th?
Tears
Regret
Bitterness
Shame
Self-Loathing
Fudge
you’re a right bunch of Noel Fielding bastards
This is brilliant and they should make them
THANK YOU
I want them exactly as they are but removing the coffee centred one and replacing with a raspberry ripple (rasp and coconut in dark choc). Oh yeah having a special range which reintroduces the peanut one in a pack labelled as such, so the allergy people don’t buy them.