Curly Wurly

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Eton Mess ‘n’ cress

weetabix & a twix

I can’t remember if it’s a thread I’ve made or it’s a thread I’ve banged on about making before but one that’s about “Your ass is grass and I’m gonna smoke it” but we all post alternatives like “Your ass is glass and I’m gonna smash it” or “Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it”

Your bottom is rotten, and I’m going to power wash it.

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Flash fry mash n pie

cream of tomato, cream of potato

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Stewed food

Actually I think you’ll find it’s pronounced ‘cream of tomato, cream of potato’.

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Just checked and the thread remains UNMADE

that’s what i said mate

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Make it then

Okay

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your rear is here and I will regard it

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Can you put that in the right thread please

aubergine
margarine

lard and chard

Leftover turnover

tagliatelle jelly

oh my god what the fuck!

tagliatelle jelly