pasta = amazing
jook = shit
:wink:

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just been posted, which is why it fits your ‘today’ criteria

seems unlikely

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check the curry thread. basically exposed a load of people as tories for thinking they could mask their toryness by shopping at Lidl.

oh, TLDR. didn’t know that was MPBH.

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Yeah obviously no one read it. But the sheer holistic beauty of that take!

alright, dawn foster. claiming pasta is shit is beyond the pale though.

You’re shit and everyone you’ve ever met is shit.

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Jook, what you doin’ man. :frowning:

Is shit pasta cooks an anagram for countdown pedo

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with you on the smiles
they’re so uplifting

Yr fucking kidding me, is it him?

Must be right?

ffs, guess what i’m having for dinner :smiley:

Just ate a bolognese, 10/10, would eat again.

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Only cos you’re not cooking them correctly.

Sometimes i just get a packet of Uncle Ben’s mexican rice and bung it in a bowl with a couple of tins of baked beans and a whole ball of mozarella.

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Urrrrrggghhhh

Think about it though, pasta and rice are gonna be around for thousands, millions of years while technology progresses and the world changes, but they will still be there!! I’m gonna be so bored of them by then!

Anyone done a slipknot gag yet?

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